Sep 02
mindyourhelm:

wild-hearts-run:

awomanontheverge:

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

More like a page out of Regina’s diary.

^that comment.

mindyourhelm:

wild-hearts-run:

awomanontheverge:

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

More like a page out of Regina’s diary.

^that comment.

Sep 02

samwinchestersmoose:

when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

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I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

and then she changed into a human 

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And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

Sep 02

trashfriend:

little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

Sep 02

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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Sep 02
kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby


THIS POST IS A SIN

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

Sep 02

http://professorsparklepants.tumblr.com/post/96454068470/clintbartonisms-sam-wilson-has-a-bunch-of →

clintbartonisms:

Sam Wilson has a bunch of qualities i love in superheroes and characters in general because

  • he is a well-drawn character - his backstory isn’t really outlandish or anything, he’s a veteran who lost his buddy, that’s a pretty relatable story to anyone who’s ever lost anyone…
Sep 02

ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

Sep 02
Sep 02

tiredpunk:

"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me

"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch

Sep 02